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Ultrakill Enemy Poetic Capability Analysis: An Unexpected Tier List!
The video creator ranks Ultrakill enemies based on their ability to write poetry, considering factors such as intelligence, physical ability, and personality of each. The list includes everything from the inept to the surprisingly talented, based on humor and speculation.
1. 📝 Introduction to the Ultrakill Poet Tier List
- ✅ The video presents an unusual tier list: ranking Ultrakill enemies based on their potential as poets.
- ✅ Viewers are invited to join the creator's Discord server.
00:00 - 00:35
1. 📝 Introduction to the Ultrakill Poet Tier List
- ✅ The video presents an unusual tier list: ranking Ultrakill enemies based on their potential as poets.
- ✅ Viewers are invited to join the creator's Discord server.
00:36 - 01:05
2. 🗑️ F Tier: Filth and the Unexpected Rise of the Stray
- ✅ Filth is placed in the F tier due to its general uselessness.
- ✅ Stray is placed in the C tier, imagining that it can write, but with bad handwriting.
01:06 - 01:28
3. ✍️ Schism, Maurice and Physical Incapacity
- ✅ Schism is considered worse than Stray due to its messy body, resulting in bad handwriting and grammar.
- ⚠️ Maurice cannot write due to his inability to hold a pencil, placing him in the F tier.
01:29 - 01:51
4. 💀 Something Wicked: Edgy Poetry and the B Tier
- ✅ Something Wicked is placed in the B tier, speculating that it would write about dark topics such as death and suffering, attracting an "edgy" audience.
01:52 - 02:38
5. 🤖 Swordsmachine: Intelligence and Mechanical Limitations in the A Tier
- ✅ Swordsmachine is intelligent and capable of writing impactful quotes, but its lack of familiarity with modern grammar limits it to the A tier.
02:39 - 03:06
6. 🧤 Cerberus and Drone: Physical Difficulties and the F Tier
- ✅ Cerberus is placed in the C or D tier due to the difficulty in moving its fingers (as if wearing gloves).
- ✅ Drone is placed in the F tier for lacking hands or holes to hold a pen.
03:07 - 03:33
7. 🧹 Street Cleaner, Cancerous Rodent and Hideous Mask: More Poetic Ineptitude
- ✅ Street Cleaner is placed in the D tier, imagining that it would only write "W plus M1" repeatedly.
- ✅ Cancerous Rodent and Hideous Mask are placed in the F tier due to their inability to write.
03:34 - 04:56
8. ⚔️ V2 (First and Second) and Soldier: Reflections on Skill and Physical Disadvantages
- ✅ V2 (first and second) are placed in the A tier, comparing them to Swordsmachine.
- ✅ Soldier is placed in the D tier, as his right arm is a weapon, making writing difficult.
04:57 - 05:18
9. 💡 Mindflayer: Poetic Multitasking and the S Tier
- ✅ Mindflayer is placed in the S tier due to its ability to use its cables and arms to write multiple poems simultaneously.
05:19 - 05:47
10. 👑 Corpse of King Minos and Minos Prime: From Ineptitude to the S Tier
- ✅ Corpse of King Minos is placed in the F tier without hesitation.
- ✅ Minos Prime is placed in the S tier, imagining that he would write eloquent love letters.
05:48 - 06:26
11. 😇 Gabriel (First and Second): Celestial Language and Passionate Poetry in the S Tier
- ✅ Gabriel (first and second) are placed in the S tier due to their elegant language and their potential to write with passion, even hatred.
06:27 - 06:50
12. 🕊️ Virtue and Stalker: Incapacity and Poetic Mediocrity
- ✅ Virtue is placed in the F tier due to the impossibility of imagining how it could write.
- ✅ Stalker is placed in the B or C tier, assuming that its writing would be mediocre.
06:51 - 07:31
13. 🛡️ Safian Insurrectionist, Mysterious Druid Knight and Sophus Prime: Combined Brains and Linguistic Elegance
- ✅ Safian Insurrectionist is placed in the F tier due to its malformed hands and lack of brain.
- ✅ Mysterious Druid Knight is placed in the S tier, as two brains work on a single poem.
- ✅ Sophus Prime is also placed in the S tier due to its elegant language.
07:32 - 08:07
14. 👁️ Flesh Panopticon and Sentry: Physical Limitations and External Assistance
- ✅ Flesh Panopticon is placed in the F tier, similar to Flesh Prison.
- ✅ Sentry is placed in the F tier, considering that it needs assistance to write.
08:08 - 08:40
15. 🗿 Idol and Ferryman: Incapacity and Inspiring Fanaticism
- ✅ Idol is placed in the F tier.
- ✅ Ferryman is placed in the S tier, imagining that he has written many letters to Minos, improving his writing skills.
08:41 - 09:01
16. 🎭 Mannequin and Big Johnator: Questionable Skill and Dark Humor
- ✅ Mannequin is placed in the A tier, as it can write fast, but its intelligence is questionable.
- ✅ Big Johnator is placed in the B tier due to how funny it would be if he wrote about wanting to die.
09:02 - 09:43
17. 🔥 Gutterman and Guttertank: Confirmed Talent and Close Potential
- ✅ Gutterman is placed in the S tier due to the concrete evidence that he writes well.
- ✅ Guttertank is placed in the A tier, believing that his poetry would be similar to Gutterman's.
09:44 - 10:10
18. 🤡 Puppet and Earthmover: Incapacity and Logistical Challenges
- ✅ Puppet is placed in the F tier.
- ✅ Earthmover needs a giant pencil and paper, but could write in the sand with its rail cannon. Its intelligence suggests good potential if it had the tools, but the tier list is "nonsense".
10:11 - 11:10
19. 👋 Final Thoughts and Farewell
- ✅ The creator acknowledges the absurd nature of the tier list.
- ✅ Expresses disappointment at the obsolescence of the Ultra Cookie Clicker mod.
- ✅ Thanks viewers for watching the video and invites them to like, comment, and subscribe.